Greetings Sportsfans,

Welcome to the third installment of “Luff’s Stuff”. For those of you who are unfamiliar with me, I have attached a picture of myself, doing what I did best for the Mighty Swans.

Now, I would like to pose some questions, some of which are very difficult to answer, others not so difficult. Good luck with your answers!

Question One

Which is least likely to happen on a Saturday afternoon at the football?

A: Croftsy and/or Cutler will kick on their right foot

B: Lucas will give off a handball

 

Question 2

Which is most likely to happen on a Saturday afternoon at the football?

A: Pete will use the phrase “We are all singing from the same hymn sheet”

B: Coach Tommy will be wearing his “Chino” style footy pants

 

Question 3

Where is the best place to position the scoreboard?

A: In a spot where players and supporters can clearly see it at all times

B: Behind the bench and the majority of spectators present at the ground, so that no-one can see it

 

Question 4

Who is responsible for the worst training attire?

A: Simmo with his “SKINS tights and no shorts combo”

B: Baz with his Hale tracksuit

C: Griff with his Port Adelaide guernsey

D: Raka with any number of pairs of brightly coloured shorts

E: Steph with his bright orange number

 

Question 5

What is more hygienic?

A: The showers, toilet and urinal in the WCC home changerooms

B: A shit sandwich washed down with a glass of pus

 

How did you go?

On a final note, I would like to thank the 3 people who have voted for more of my material on the Website. You guys are the real heroes and I am humbled by your support.

Cheers

Luffy.